10 Random Poker Quotes

• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.