10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Fook the floosh droo!