10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha