10 Random Poker Quotes

• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• It's Free To Fold...
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.