10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)