10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."