10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves