10 Random Poker Quotes

• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• im going to 2 out you to death
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-