10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for loners.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Welcome to kicker school
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."