10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!