10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Fook the floosh droo!