10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament