10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm