10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)