10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.