10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts