10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury