10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.