10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels