10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "No river, no fish."
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."