10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones