10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth