10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.