10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Welcome to kicker school
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.