10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury