10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is