10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.