10 Random Poker Quotes

Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
"You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
Fish don't eat Nutz!
"I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
Liquor up front, poker in the rear