10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.