10 Random Poker Quotes

• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs