10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels