10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)