10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear