10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "No river, no fish."
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph