10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• im going to 2 out you to death
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain