10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.