10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com