10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Fold and live to fold again