10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- in the poker game of life women are the rake