10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus