10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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