10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it