10 Random Poker Quotes

• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.