10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders