10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."