10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Fold and live to fold again
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.