10 Random Poker Quotes

• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!