10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz