10 Random Poker Quotes

• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword