10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"